Dear Journal,

I suck at keeping up with Da and also updating you.
If you were one of those Tamagotchi things your bleached bones would be playing tag with the tumbleweeds as they blow across the desert.
At one point i am sure i said i was going to try and look after you better.
If you were a goldfish you would looking rather boated and be floating upside down in your mildewed tank.
I think the answer is to drink more coffee and utilise that under-rated 2am to 5am window to rampantly look and comment at all the cool stuff being put up here.
Now i will admit that most of those comments will be me spasmodically rolling my face over the keyboard. But hey it would show i care enough to comment, unlike now.
Now i just look at the rising tally of devs in my watch list and quietly freak out.